SleightError

Welcome! You may not notice much but that was quite the undertaking. What? Exactly. Well, I rebuilt the backend of two websites to make them share the same content. That's right: Now SleightError.com and ZachGilkey.com have a central location for all content. I know you're just so very very excited...

Waves crash into ancient timbers A creak is heard for miles The vessel lurches on— A crest rises in the distance Towering over the horizon Making the ship A toy in a child’s bath As the ship climbs the wave Water flows against Twisting the wood like a pretzel Beams...

This one is for the kids. Silly Sentence Machine is a small, calm sentence-building toy. Tap a few words, make a silly sentence, and hear it spoken out loud. No scores. No timers. Just playful nonsense and repeatable laughs. It’s free, works offline, and can be installed on devices that...

So I decided it was time to quantify one of humanity’s most important questions: Am I the asshole? No more waiting on friends to sugarcoat it. No more refreshing Reddit, hoping strangers take your side. This is a small experiment that tries to answer the question with sliders, weights, and...

So, I built this thing and I honestly have no clue what it is. I’m calling it Pressure Garden because it started as a way to test “pressure” in a system — changing rules, tweaking parameters, running experiments in real time. It’s part Conway’s Game of Life. Part disk defrag...